UnderDogX Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I read this hockey joke on a sports logos board and thought everyone would enjoy it... Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilsfan26 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 That's a good one. Reminds me of a joke I heard a few years ago about like a boy whose parents were divorcing and the judge asked him if he wanted to live with his mother and he said "no, she beats me." so then the judge said "so you want to live with your father?" and he goes "no, he beats me too." so the judge goes "then who do you want to live with?" and the boy goes "the vancouver canucks, they don't beat anybody." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annabelle Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 first one was hilarious..second one not so much..but i still laughed......lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked Fan Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 1st one - VERY funny 4/5 ninjas 2nd one - almost AS funny 3/5 ninjas annabelle defending her homies - as funny as the first one 4/5 ninjas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msweet Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Underdog... that was the biggest laugh I've had in weeks.... I almost spilled my coffee Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annabelle Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 LMAO.......werdddd!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarDew Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I just have to send this to my friend in Mesquite, TX who is a Star's fan...his wife will just love it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Egads. My dad told me the parents divorcing joke when I was 8. I think the funniest part is that it was the Leafs then because of Harold Ballard... it is STILL the Leafs today. Ah, the more things change for the Leafs.... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I've got some, but I'm sure you've heard them 100 times: Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists,breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident,and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squishyx Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 last one was the best don =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
langs15 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 someone read these on the CCM Forum!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annabelle Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Awesome, the first one is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4777 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 haha, i've heard all but the first one before, but they're still classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steadevils Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Wow hilarious and all too true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral Zone Trap Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 (edited) About a year ago, I was in a line on break at the soda machine, and as I am collecting the new quarters that the US mint is releasing for all 50 states in the union, I always ask the guys if they get the most recent released quarter so I can add it to my collection. Anyway, this day at the soda machine, one of the guys puts a dollar in and gets his change and his soda, I ask him, what quarter did you get in the change, he said Michigan, I said, Oh Michigan, nothing but hockey players and whores up there, he replied to me quite offended and said, Hey, my wifes' from Michigan, to which I replied, "oh really" what team did she play for ? !!! " Edited April 13, 2006 by Neutral Zone Trap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
langs15 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I don't get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noon30 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyFan42 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 I don't get it... You're too young to get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Hockey Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 That's a good one. Reminds me of a joke I heard a few years ago about like a boy whose parents were divorcing and the judge asked him if he wanted to live with his mother and he said "no, she beats me." so then the judge said "so you want to live with your father?" and he goes "no, he beats me too." so the judge goes "then who do you want to live with?" and the boy goes "the vancouver canucks, they don't beat anybody." You can insert any team into that though. A friend told me that joke once but used the rangers lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordienumber9 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 That's hilarious! my best fried is related to Tie Domi and hates telling people, at a family reunion Tie broke 2 of his ribs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
langs15 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 You're too young to get it... Now I get it, just took me a while. SPRING BREAK YEAH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noon30 Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 This is an alright joke not to good but good enough. Martin Brodeur, Patrick Roy and Nikolai Khabibulin all die and meet in heaven. God is sitting in his chair and says to Lemiex "Patrick what do yo beleive in?" "I beleive hockeys is the greatest thing in the world and the best sport in history" To that god says "take the seat to my left and Nikolai what do you beleive in?" "I beleive bravery is the best" To that god says "take the seat to my Right and Martin what do you beleive in?" "I beleive you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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