pattyelias Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Grossman put the Kovy on the marketplace Kovy's the best shooter in the land Lou said to Kovy we've got you a space But Dick Bloch said take your act to Samarkand Ob-la-di, ob-la-da Bettman sucks La la la la Bettman sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpathianForest Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 A little tired so I can only give you a Cure reference: No Kovy Signing tonight. And the tap drips, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Where is Kovy?? Where is team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyelias Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 A little tired so I can only give you a Cure reference: No Kovy Signing tonight. And the tap drips, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. Speaking of the Cure, Carpathian Forest does a sick cover of 'A Forest'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneykoIsGod Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 It's been a slow day at work, and I've been hitting my F5 It's been a slow day at work, I wish that Kovy would just sign But when he gets close to Lou, Bettman sees what they do And rejects it all day You know I work all day but don't accomplish a damned thing And it'd be worth it if Kovy would sign and win us a bunch of rings I'd have no reason to moan, the Devils would pwn And I'd feel OK It's been a long day at work, and I've been ripping out my hair It's been a long day at work, I think I soiled my underwear Because without Kovalchuk, I think we'll be out of luck And won't dump Rolston, oooowwwwww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpathianForest Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Did some one say Nirvana? In my eyes it's not over. Give me back my Kovalchuk! Give me back my Kovalchuk!Give me back my Kovalchuk! Speaking of the Cure, Carpathian Forest does a sick cover of 'A Forest'. Last song on Black Shining Leather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyelias Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Did some one say Nirvana? In my eyes it's not over. Give me back my Kovalchuk! Give me back my Kovalchuk!Give me back my Kovalchuk! Last song on Black Shining Leather I'm not that big of a Carpathian Forest fan, although I think I have Black Shining Leather lying around somewhere. That said, is there anything funnier on this planet than Vrangsinn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilsfan118 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 It's been a slow day at work, and I've been hitting my F5 It's been a slow day at work, I wish that Kovy would just sign But when he gets close to Lou, Bettman sees what they do And rejects it all day You know I work all day but don't accomplish a damned thing And it'd be worth it if Kovy would sign and win us a bunch of rings I'd have no reason to moan, the Devils would pwn And I'd feel OK It's been a long day at work, and I've been ripping out my hair It's been a long day at work, I think I soiled my underwear Because without Kovalchuk, I think we'll be out of luck And won't dump Rolston, oooowwwwww! Nicely done sir, you never disappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpathianForest Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm not that big of a Carpathian Forest fan, although I think I have Black Shining Leather lying around somewhere. That said, is there anything funnier on this planet than Vrangsinn? You mean wearing a suit with ti%%ies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgosha21 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 So we are 7 hours away from the 17th, let's hope this is finished tomorrow. I really don't want to wait until Sept 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral Zone Trap Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 To the tune of Pink Floyd's "See Emily Play" Bettman tries but misunderstands, ah ooh He's often inclined to reject somebody's contract till tomorrow There is no other day Lou's gonna try it another way Rolston’s gonna have to go away Playoff games for May See Kovy play Soon after puck drop Kovy scores, ah ooh Skating past D-men as if they were trees leaves them in sorrow There is no other day Lou's gonna try it another way Rolston’s gonna have to go away Playoff games for May See Kovy play Skating around he never touches the ground, ah ooh Float down a ice forever and ever, Kovy, Kovy There is no other day Lou's try it another way Rolston’s gonna have to go away Playoff games for May See Kovy play Unfortunately some of our younger posters won't know this song, but the older ones should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyelias Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 You mean wearing a suit with ti%%ies? He has the cottage cheesiest of cottage cheesy asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpathianForest Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 To the tune of Pink Floyd's "See Emily Play" Bettman tries but misunderstands, ah ooh He's often inclined to reject somebody's contract till tomorrow There is no other day Lou's gonna try it another way Rolston’s gonna have to go away Playoff games for May See Kovy play Soon after puck drop Kovy scores, ah ooh Skating past D-men as if they were trees leaves them in sorrow There is no other day Lou's gonna try it another way Rolston’s gonna have to go away Playoff games for May See Kovy play Skating around he never touches the ground, ah ooh Float down a ice forever and ever, Kovy, Kovy There is no other day Lou's try it another way Rolston’s gonna have to go away Playoff games for May See Kovy play Unfortunately some of our younger posters won't know this song, but the older ones should. Is that Suacerful of Secrets or Piper at the Gates of Dawn. BTW Careful with that Axe, Kovy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyelias Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Is that Suacerful of Secrets or Piper at the Gates of Dawn. BTW Careful with that Axe, Kovy I'm pretty sure See Emily Play is on Piper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarpathianForest Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Here's some Morrissey: He's romancing you and chancing his stick and he'll be in Jersey smiling on time Kovy's Keen oh Kovy's keen Kovy's keen oh Kovy's keen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral Zone Trap Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Is that Suacerful of Secrets or Piper at the Gates of Dawn. BTW Careful with that Axe, Kovy Funny you ask, It was never released as part of an album in England at the time (1967-68) it was released in the UK as a single.(later though as part of "best of album" etc) It was however released on the album Piper at the Gates of Dawn in the US. Good stuff CF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triumph Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 btw: it's already the 17th in russia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amberite Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Do you guys honestly think that he is more likely to sign on the 17th than on any other day? I know it's his favorite number and all that, but at the end of the day this is a business decision and Lou is a business man. There is a lot more at stake than Kovy's number (ie, season ticket sales). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DH26 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 (edited) btw: it's already the 17th in russia. LET KOVY WATCH BEGIN! (for the millionth time) Edited August 16, 2010 by DH26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triumph Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 (edited) Do you guys honestly think that he is more likely to sign on the 17th than on any other day? I know it's his favorite number and all that, but at the end of the day this is a business decision and Lou is a business man. There is a lot more at stake than Kovy's number (ie, season ticket sales). i think he's more likely to sign on the 17th than on any given day. i don't think he's more likely to sign on the 17th than the entire range of days between the 18th and the end of the month, if that makes any sense. both lou and ilya have shown number-related superstition. Edited August 16, 2010 by Triumph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperkorn Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 i think he's more likely to sign on the 17th than on any given day. i don't think he's more likely to sign on the 17th than the entire range of days between the 18th and the end of the month, if that makes any sense. both lou and ilya have shown number-related superstition. So that's the way I'd write if I was you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMazz Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm still in favor of going after Bobby Ryan. He'd take less money then Kovy and would be just as productive. Plus we could look at snagging another defenseman like a Marc-Andre or Stall. Or another goalie since Price is still on the market. The Devs have all this Kovy money left over and a ton of options guys. Why waste it on one player when you can get two-three great players that will help the team for years to come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masked Fan Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 CooCooCaChoob!!! KoKoValChuuuk 4+5+8 = 17 August 17th Tomorrow I will wake up (if I sleep) and say Kovalchuk 17 times. I will hold myself to visit this thread only 17 times. I will google Kovalchuk 17 times. Around 17:17 pm I will be drinking kool-aid with some russian vodka to celebrate. THAT'S a goooood girl there! Do you guys honestly think that he is more likely to sign on the 17th than on any other day? I know it's his favorite number and all that, but at the end of the day this is a business decision and Lou is a business man. There is a lot more at stake than Kovy's number (ie, season ticket sales). yeah, yer right, it aint like Lou is superstitious or nothin. Who's #13 again? If Ilya asked Lou to wait til the 17th, he'd wait. Wouldn't want to look back to 8/16/10 in ten years w/o the cup and say "Why didn't I wait 1 more day?" I'm going to see what Kovy's mom has to say about that rumor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegame346 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm still in favor of going after Bobby Ryan. He'd take less money then Kovy and would be just as productive. Plus we could look at snagging another defenseman like a Marc-Andre or Stall. Or another goalie since Price is still on the market. The Devs have all this Kovy money left over and a ton of options guys. Why waste it on one player when you can get two-three great players that will help the team for years to come? LOL, NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevsFan7545 Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 I'm still in favor of going after Bobby Ryan. He'd take less money then Kovy and would be just as productive. Plus we could look at snagging another defenseman like a Marc-Andre or Stall. Or another goalie since Price is still on the market. The Devs have all this Kovy money left over and a ton of options guys. Why waste it on one player when you can get two-three great players that will help the team for years to come? No, would rather pay Kovy, and not lose Draft picks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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